The story of a once shy Mexican girl turned independent, promiscuous, and powerful, with too many goals in mind. And oh yeah, a Jew.
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15
Jan
Josh’s smile is so cute, despite the context. I’ve never seen him smile!
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03
Dec
Photo by Kii Arens
I have been doing this for a little over 2 years now. It’s quite a hobby. And 99% of the time it’s a blast. But sometimes I take it too seriously, and sometimes I spend too much time digging for things you may have never seen, and sometimes I think it’s time to kill the blog altogether.
I’m not going to delete but I am going to step away for a while. I’ll be back but I don’t know when.
Bye for now.
I feel your pain. I used to run a Jimmy Fallon fan site, from 2003-2009. I was really dedicated and into it, but once college and work hit, it was time to let go. I’m sure I disappointed a lot of people, but I had to accept that I just didn’t have the time anymore.
Have a good vacation!
19
Nov
“My husband was hit on his motorbike yesterday , the guy was going 45 miles an hour……My man is bruised and very Lucky to be alive”
OMG poor Josh!! I hope God does unspeakable things to this son of a bitch cocksucker. HOW DARE YOU HURT JOSHUA FUCKING HOMME!
12
Nov
He ain’t gonna email you!
10
Oct
SUBMITTED BY MEXICANJEW: Okay Josh, I forgive you. After finishing being angry about how the Homme’s lied about their alibi, I at least found this cool pic! :)
mexicanjew is referring to Josh pulling out of Dean Ween’s charity baseball game allegedly because Brody was sick and he couldn’t travel. I guess this pic was taken that day? Interesting.
That same day a fellow follower of this blog whom I was going to meet at the game saw that Brody tweeted about them riding on his motorcycle, and then later that day she posted about them having a Breaking Bad BBQ party!
09
Sep
I figured there would be some ticket buying, but I guess not. :) Hope to see you around! Feel free to email me if you’d like to meet up. monicaaandchandler@yahoo.com
I’m gonna go to this too, I guess we can just show up? lol I can’t find any more info on this other than what’s already on the fb page.
This is 100 miles away from me, I am absolutely going and will be sure to get some awesome pics for ya’ll. :)
Ween guitarist Dean Ween will be hosting his Annual October Classic, a charity baseball game to benefit the American Cancer Society, on Sun. Oct. 2 at 1:00 pm at the New Hope High School in his hometown of New Hope, PA, on the Delaware River.
Gene Ween will be performing…
08
Sep
This is 100 miles away from me, I am absolutely going and will be sure to get some awesome pics for ya’ll. :)
Ween guitarist Dean Ween will be hosting his Annual October Classic, a charity baseball game to benefit the American Cancer Society, on Sun. Oct. 2 at 1:00 pm at the New Hope High School in his hometown of New Hope, PA, on the Delaware River.
Gene Ween will be performing…
20
Aug
INT. OFFICE - Day
BANKER is sitting at a desk when a man dressed in traditional hasidic Jewish garb sits down, only, he wears aviator sunglasses as well.
BANKER
Hello Mr. Goldschwartz, thank you for stopping by today.
Goldschwartz
No big deal, I was just walking by on my way to the beach.
Banker
You wear that to the beach?
Goldschwartz
Yes, always.
BANKER
Um, okay. Well, I wanted to talk to you about your account. You seem to have a lot of money saved up in this really bad economy, and I’m just curious to know how you do so well.
Goldschwartz
I’ll tell you, but this has to stay between us.
Banker
Um, okay. Go on, tell me.
Goldschwartz
The first thing I do is…
Stealing wifi
(Man sitting outside a Starbucks with a laptop.)
Like a Jew
Hypermile
(Man driving very slowly with cars piled up behind, in other lane cars are zooming)
Like a Jew
Mane n’ Tail
(Man in tub with dog using same shampoo on both)
Like a Jew
Off brand product
(Man eating an off brand cereal that looks like pasta)
Like a Jew
Matinees
(Man in line at theatre in pjs)
Like a Jew
Steal toiletries
(Man at public restroom loading up on toilet paper)
Like a Jew
Dollar Menu
(Man holding up $1’s at restaurant)
Like a Jew
Haggle on Craigslist
(Man sends email “Will you take $25?”)
Like a Jew
Google Corporate Codes
(Man on retailmenot.com)
Like a Jew
Craigslist Rideshares
(Man holding up sign on street- “Split Gas for ride to Detroit”)
Like a Jew
Couchsurfing.com
(Man with sleeping bag arrives at house with a surprised looking couple)
Like a Jew
Senior Discount
(Man putting on gray haired wig)
Like a Jew
Flavoring water
(Man at restaurant using crystal light in his free water)
Like a Jew
Free movie rentals
(Man at library browsing movie sections)
Like a Jew
Natty light
(Man with friends drinking cheap beer)
Like a Jew
Smoking hydro
(Man and friends smoking cheap weed)
Like a Jew
Pull out method
(Man shaking his head at condom prices at convenience store)
Like a Jew
Make my own drugs
(Man attempting to cook coke)
Like a Jew
Prostituting
(Man on street motioning BJ)
Like a Jew
Robbing bankers
(Man holding up gun to banker)
Like a Jew
GOLDSCHWARTZ
Haha, I kid! I kid!
BANKER
Oh, goodness, you scared me! So, you prostitute on the side?
GOLDSCHWARTZ
Yeah
Banker slides over a $20.
17
Aug
Cannot deal with this.
OH SHIT. HOLY SHIT. CANNOT CONTROL MY LAUGHTER.
Josh Homme in high school omg!!!
(Source: civilizedw0rm)
04
Aug
kyn:
NARDWUAR vs QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
Please watch every second of this video.
Omg he has a Canucks shirt I cannot believe it!! I fucking love the Vancouver Canucks! If a pic surfaces of Josh wearing that shirt I’m gonna faint!
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